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Hello! This here is the Billison Aboutpost, which as the name implies will be an outpost of sorts, apparently named after some "Billison," where I (who is not Billison) will post things. Perhaps most notable of these things I will post happen to be bloggage, a curated list of interesting links and such, and so on.

Regarding what I actually do, I sometimes make music under the moniker "Fourteen Cats Named Billison," have made some pretty zany student films, every now and then work on a game project, et cetera. The usual things somebody with a funny looking website has done. You can find links to these things around this website, provided your eyes are sufficiently peeled.

In any case lease enjoy your time on this domain, as well as the rest of your day/morning/noon/afternoon/evening/night/condemnation to timeless limbo.

Below is an audio embed I put in while trying to figure those kinds of things out. It's playing a song I wrote a couple years back titled "Flapjack." It's named for a snake I saw on the road once, which had been flattened. Like a flapjack.

Certain pages on this site are due an update! I'm working on it! Well, maybe not right now as you read this. Indeed, know that when you look up at the moon at night, I too am likely to be looking up at the same moon, rather than working on this site. But when the moon ceases to exist in the daytime, perhaps then I am toiling away at this frivolous endeavour.

I hear they do amazing things with grids these days.

Here are this site's main attractions, if you could call them that. Plus some other important things.

Alas, "Random Page" has yet to be implemented. So it won't do anything when you click on it, for now.

That's all; there really ain't much anyway. But if you want to see the rest, look to your right! No, doofus, your other right!

Gifs above made with Wigglypaint. Make sure you use the real versions on itch or Newgrounds and don't inadvertently support one of the fradulent poser sites and apps made by con men and their AI.

What's New?

A list of the most recently added pages to this site, that will slowly become less recent but will ideally by then be succeeded new stuff. Only time will tell, however.

Top of the list is the newest stuff. That's just the order of things.

Current Projects

Hey, maybe listing the things I'm currently supposed to be working on will motivate me to actually work on them. Wouldn't that be something?

  • My Dominion Youtube chaneru and competitive career.
  • Practicing piano. Maybe one time I'll upload some recordings to Youtube. I like to learn BGM from anime and video games, though having taken lessons in the past I know some good classical stuff too.
  • Gitting gud at drawing.
  • Updating this site. Yes, this one right here!
  • My music project, Fourteen Cats Named Billison. I sometimes release a track on my Newgrounds, and even more infrequently on my Youtube. My debut album: Fourteen Cats Are Better Than None. A collection of fourteen instrumental tracks, will come out, uh, eventually. My other album, Fourteen Cats Maimed Billison is also in the long-term works.
  • A Lambast Travesty RPG Maker point-and-click esque game.
  • My video game backlog, heh heh heh.

Well great, now that I've beat the Pantheon of Hallownest, I guess I really should get on this stuff, eh?

The Websitement is Killing Me (Hopefully Figuratively)

I'll put some more stuff 'round here eventually, mark my words. Actually, maybe don't mark my words, just in case. Plus, I think I already have all the English course credit I need in my lifetime, so it'd be redundant anyhow... Is what I used to think, but looking at my "degree requirements" it's possible I'll have to take another English course... Ugh...